Democrat. Nicotine. Jager. Singing. Fucking. Cussing. Laughing. Reading. Dancing. Sleeping. Smiling. Living. Reading. Jon Stewart. Stephen Colbert.

<3 i love my life.
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delanceyland:

luhvmedead:

bethlosthermind:

Why can’t more people think like John Green?

this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.

I LOVE JOHN GREEN

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2 weeks ago

nobodycars:

thebiobabe:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

this is like a pop culture version of Cosmos cosmic calendar smashed together with the real one

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2 weeks ago
gdmw:

gdmw:

we made blurred lines on the sims they actually hate each other

gdmw:

gdmw:

we made blurred lines on the sims they actually hate each other

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2 weeks ago
squidwurd:

well I’ve been doing it wrong

squidwurd:

well I’ve been doing it wrong

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2 weeks ago
bakrua:

wearitasawormstach:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad


fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

oh my god my blog is now complete

this is an ancient relic

bakrua:

wearitasawormstach:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

image

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

oh my god my blog is now complete

this is an ancient relic

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2 weeks ago

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

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2 weeks ago

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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2 weeks ago

badposts:

talking about my fav characters

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(Source: matatagihayato, via tbotofficial)

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2 weeks ago

accio-cosima:

lickathicket:

onemultiplefandom:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

TWINS

CLONES

OH MY GOD ORPHAN BLACK IS OFFICIALLY COMING TO LIFE

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2 weeks ago

fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

(Source: dave-2swaggy4u-strider, via tbotofficial)

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