<3 i love my life.
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
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ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago
(via lesb1an)
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
no
actually
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
(Source: trentaicedcoffee, via wineme-dineme-and69me)
Send me anons, I’ll answer anything.
Or don’t and i’ll keep asking you too.
(Source: heartbreakes, via lesb1an)
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
(via lesb1an)
WHAT THE FCUK DID i JUST FIND
The most hustlin’ woman in the world.
Briefly considered dropping out of school to do this
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reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•????????
•do you need any more reasons
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I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
(via lesb1an)
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
this post is my entire life
(via wineme-dineme-and69me)
#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet
HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg
[ I CAN’T BREATH]
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
omg i am going to wet myself
I like the cat that drags the food bowl over.
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literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
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